Jefferson Alexander Cepeda Ortiz is an Ecuadorian cyclist, who currently rides for UCI WorldTeam EF Education–EasyPost. One of his cousins, also named Jefferson Cepeda, is also a cyclist, on Movistar Team.
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Hotel Agrabad is a first four-star and leading hotel located at Agrabad in Chittagong, Bangladesh.
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