{"fact":"The domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. You can also learn about your cat's present state of mind by observing the posture of his tail.","length":180}

{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}

{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}

{"slip": { "id": 83, "advice": "Put a piece of kitchen roll in with your bag of leaves to make them last longer."}}

{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}

{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}

{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}

{"fact":"The lightest cat on record is a blue point Himalayan called Tinker Toy, who weighed 1 pound, 6 ounces (616 g). Tinker Toy was 2.75 inches (7 cm) tall and 7.5 inches (19 cm) long.","length":178}

{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}

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